My day started out like that of many others. Waking up, reading, praying and showering... Then as I went to lock up the house I slipped in the tiled bathroom and slit open my pinkie toe on my left foot, and received a goose egg of table tennis size immediately thereafter. I was late to catch the bus at the end of my street so I choked back the tears, grabbed a plaster (band-aid) and was on my way out the door, with my backpack loaded down, computer and camera in tow.
Volunteering at the school went by without a hitch. I finished the first newsletter for the school and was on my way to meet my language helper when I got a call from a Malagasy friend. He had two cars for me to look at and needed to meet me right that minute. (things here either take a long time or have to be done right now, go figure.) I walked across the street to a local gas station and waited there for my language helper, Narindra to meet me and help me look over the cars in question. I don't know much about Renault as a brand or as a car so I wanted to make sure that I was getting someone that could work on it if needed to check things out...
We looked over the two cars, talked to the person selling them and made a plan for one of the cars to come to a garage and get a better look over the following day. Then we were driven to a bus station and on our way into town to try again on collecting my Malagasy Drivers license. Once on the bus we realized that the driver had his papers taken away earlier that day and should not be collecting fairs. We were committed to that bus and just prayed that we would not be left on the side of the road. Plus I had a spot with room for my right knee to slide under the seat in a way where it was not threatened of being tapped or tortured since the goose egg had only gotten larger and more color since the morning hours.
We arrived in the city and had to walk about 2 more miles to get to the office that issues Drivers licenses, we walked up hill, with many other people always manuvering inbetween homeless and desperate children begging for anything that I could give. We walked under a heavily congested traffic tunnel that was leaking of what I only hoped was clean water and not raw sewage, it dripped on me many times and I put it out of my head as fast as I could. We arrived at the office, submitted my appointment paperwork and took a seat. We were early so thought that we might have to wait for a long time, but before 3 pm my name was called and I was given my Malagasy Drivers license! VICTORY!
Narindra and I decided that since we had received the license so quickly that we had time to try to see another car, so we walked up another large and steep hill to get to another bus stop, squeezed onto that bus and were on our way... 20 minutes later we found out that we were on the wrong bus and that we would have to get off and get back into town, take another bus and meet the guy with the car. We met him, talked a bit, and arranged for him to bring the car into town into a garage to get checked out.
On our way again on another bus and this time back into town to look for a few other things on the list. A fuse for a transformer, veggies for dinner the next two nights, vanilla beans (these are amazing and have revolutionized my cooking life). We tried to get into see a lady about my internet connection and then realized that it was to late. We had accomplished LOTS in a Malagasy day and I was ready to get on one last bus to take a one hour ride most of the way home and then walk. By this time I had collected a full backpack, on top of the computer that I had been lugging around all day I added about 10 kilos of other things to that backpack and a straw bag that I had to purchase just to carry the rest... working out my arms and I am not even at a gym! HA
Narindra helps me find a bus that is going to my part of town, the 114 and I get on, settled in the front seat and ease back into the not so comfortable seat. Soon my legs start burning because the engine is so hot from running all day and I can't move because there is another Malagasy sitting with me in the front seat. Praying that I don't get 2nd degree burns I loose myself for about 15 more minutes and then realize as the bus pulls off onto a dirt side street that this is not the correct 114 bus - you see there are 3 routes for the 114 and what I thought was the 114 for ambohijanahary was the 114 to ambotsilampy- clear on the other side of town. The driver let me off quickly with my load in tow and I started walking to the next bus station. What a day I have had already. Exhausted, I press on, praying that GOD will get me out of this situation without harm or incident.
I could not have been there more than 4 minutes when two Malagasy men on a scooter pulled up and started to try to talk to me. Their English was very poor and they kept trying to speak to me in French. In the limited Malagasy that I know I told them I spoke little Malagasy and no French, "do you speak English?" This is always a funny thing because they still tried to talk to me in French even after I KNOW that they understood my Malagasy telling them that I was not French and that I spoke English and (kelikely ) little Malagasy. The driver pulls out his paperwork and shows me that he is a Malagasy police man and wants to take me to my house. I explain that I live in ambohijanahary about 25-35 minutes away and he insists that I get on the scooter inbetween him and his friend and they are willing to put my load of veggies on the tiny floorboard of the scooter and the passenger behind me is now wearing my backpack. Have I mentioned that I was wearing a skirt?
I very carefully slide onto the scooter, praying without ceasing, of course and the other passenger gets on behind me. I am now officially an American inbetween to Malagasy riding on a scooter without any place to put my feet and now smelling the breath of the driver, know that he is intoxicated. What have I gotten myself into? There is not a place for me to rest my feet so my right leg with the goose egg on the kneecap is extended straight forward past the drivers foot, and my left foot is pulled back toward the last passenger, hitting the ground as we traveled over the uneven pavement. We ride for about 10 minutes and get into a more familiar part of the journey home and the scooter runs out of gas! Praise the Lord. I explained how grateful I was to get the lift and tell them that I can just wait for the bus to come this way and get home that way.
Now I am carrying the 10 kilos of veggies again and have my backpack full and on my back once more. I walk for about 10 minutes, constantly hoisting the bag from one arm to the other and then into both arms at waste level like a baby. What a sight this must have been. I make it to a familiar bus stop and wait, buss's keep passing but they are not the right one, so I am waiting. I tried calling a friend that worked close by but he could not come for another hour plus and by then it would be dark. I waited, prayed some more and my correct bus came! It was so good to be on the right bus, familiar, yet not. As I resumed the journey we rounded a corner and were stopped in the worse traffic I have experienced yet. In one lane there were 3 lanes worth of cars trying to pass each other, many motors were turned off and this was all going up hill. It took about 20 minutes to go less than one mile but I was calm, I was infact on the correct bus and would get home eventually.
As I neared home, I called my roomie, asked her to meet me at the bus stop so that she could help carry the heavy items and all was well. I was home, finally locked in the safe palace that I reside. Glad for the experience but even more so excited to eat and get to bed. Praising the Lord that I was ok, and that nothing "happened" while I was out and about.